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Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

Amazing comedian Dave Ross narrated this beauty last night on Drunk History.  I highly recommend watching this episode and the whole series.  It’s fantastic!

comedycentral:

Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

Amazing comedian Dave Ross narrated this beauty last night on Drunk History.  I highly recommend watching this episode and the whole series.  It’s fantastic!

I don’t usually cry.  But when I do, it’s over a man who has recently shaved.

(Source: beardstofuck, via whiskey-bitch)

whiskey-bitch:

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helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

Yo. I got 36 out of 36. wtf.

31 our of 36!  Now if I could only look people in the eyes when I talk to them it would be really helpful…

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And Here’s JFL’s New Faces for 2014

thecomedybureau:

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JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

Congrats to the amazingly talented Jake Weisman on being on of the JFL New Faces this year!  Wish I could be there!

True American

pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

A Novella by Abby Smith

Because I don’t want to take up too much of your time.

(via agentamy)

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michelewithonlyonel:

Abby’s description of Coach Taylor from #FridayNightLights has my dying. Hahaha 🏈🏈

Try and tell me that I’m wrong!  I dare you.

michelewithonlyonel:

Abby’s description of Coach Taylor from #FridayNightLights has my dying. Hahaha 🏈🏈

Try and tell me that I’m wrong!  I dare you.

Pinterest has some fun wedding ideas

Pinterest has some fun wedding ideas

Uncle B showing the boys how to win STUMP

Uncle B showing the boys how to win STUMP

The ONLY reason I want to work out

The ONLY reason I want to work out

(Source: lefthandedtoons, via reely-good)

If this photo doesn’t end up in my apartment I will have failed as a human.

If this photo doesn’t end up in my apartment I will have failed as a human.

Good to know.  (at The Lyric Theatre)

Good to know. (at The Lyric Theatre)

Overcome Your Programming And Be A Better Man

thechrisgethardshow:

When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.

This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.

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Chris Gethard writes a powerful message for everyone who feels lonely and left out.