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To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is awesome

Hahahahaha!

I will never not reblog this

Will always be one of my favorites

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Richard Ayoade Just Came Out With a Book Where He Interviews Himself “Ayoade on Ayoade”

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I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

For some reason I just imagine myself doing the iconic scene at the front of the boat in TITANIC…only I’m both Jack and Rose.  It’s pretty epic.

For some reason I just imagine myself doing the iconic scene at the front of the boat in TITANIC…only I’m both Jack and Rose.  It’s pretty epic.

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ovls:

Alaska

I WANT TO GO TO THERE.  I only have 7 more states to visit before I hit all 50.  I’m hoping to make Alaska the last one so I can spend a few weeks there celebrating all 50 and really exploring this beautiful state.  ALASKA, YOU’RE SUCH A TEASE!

ovls:

Alaska

I WANT TO GO TO THERE.  I only have 7 more states to visit before I hit all 50.  I’m hoping to make Alaska the last one so I can spend a few weeks there celebrating all 50 and really exploring this beautiful state.  ALASKA, YOU’RE SUCH A TEASE!

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canadianslut:

gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

i need a time machine right now

When can we go?

canadianslut:

gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

i need a time machine right now

When can we go?

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"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)

I think I found a new definition for love.

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did-you-kno:

The following events happened on September 11th: 1954- Hurricane Edna blasts New England, 1961-Hurricane Carla strikes Texas, 1963-Typhoon Gloria hits Taiwan, 1992-Hurricane Iniki batters the Hawaiian Islands, 1995-Hurricane Luis produces a 98-ft-high wave, and in 1998, 8 tornadoes occur across Louisiana. Source

So what your saying is…

did-you-kno:

The following events happened on September 11th: 1954- Hurricane Edna blasts New England, 1961-Hurricane Carla strikes Texas, 1963-Typhoon Gloria hits Taiwan, 1992-Hurricane Iniki batters the Hawaiian Islands, 1995-Hurricane Luis produces a 98-ft-high wave, and in 1998, 8 tornadoes occur across Louisiana. Source

So what your saying is…

Hold on to your butts

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drscudworth:

`Rodney Waber, publicist for Will Smith

Do you want your image to spike?  Like Jones?

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popculturebrain:

Avery Brewing Co. in Boulder has Trogdor beer. Just FYI.

I don’t even like beer and yet I must have this!

This is pretty much how I present myself to men.  Who wants to guess if I’m single or not?

This is pretty much how I present myself to men.  Who wants to guess if I’m single or not?

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reely-good:

when i die bury me with my arms sticking out so i can keep petting dogs

Late-Night Mel is my favorite Mel.

comedycentral:

Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

Amazing comedian Dave Ross narrated this beauty last night on Drunk History.  I highly recommend watching this episode and the whole series.  It’s fantastic!

comedycentral:

Don’t be an asshole. Click the gif to watch highlights from last night’s Drunk History.

Amazing comedian Dave Ross narrated this beauty last night on Drunk History.  I highly recommend watching this episode and the whole series.  It’s fantastic!

I don’t usually cry.  But when I do, it’s over a man who has recently shaved.

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memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

Yo. I got 36 out of 36. wtf.

31 our of 36!  Now if I could only look people in the eyes when I talk to them it would be really helpful…

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