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Making friends.  (at Malibu Winery Picnic Area)

Making friends. (at Malibu Winery Picnic Area)

And people Disney is the greatest place on earth! Idiots.

And people Disney is the greatest place on earth! Idiots.

allthingseurope:

Innsbruck, Austria (by efiske)

I just went there!!!

allthingseurope:

Innsbruck, Austria (by efiske)

I just went there!!!

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Here’s More of The Nice Boy Telling Nice Jokes Then a Little Extra to Pete Holmes

thecomedybureau:

Following his first appearance on The Pete Holmes Show, “The Nice Boy” played by Nate Fernald, returns to, again, show Pete Holmes how to do wholesome humor.

Watch here.

Nate Fernald is beyond adorable.

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BOOK OF MORMON with Janet, Joan, and Jenn. Let’s hope they don’t judge me too hard.  (at Pantages Theatre)

BOOK OF MORMON with Janet, Joan, and Jenn. Let’s hope they don’t judge me too hard. (at Pantages Theatre)

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

Accurate

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Download Interactive Screenplays For Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy

thecomedybureau:

Beyond just reading the screenplays for Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World’s End, you can now see accompanying storyboards, stills, b-roll, and more thanks to director Edgar Wright.

So, enjoy the rest of your afternoon/evening/early early morning.

I have never felt so much joy in my entire life!

My YouTube profile knows I like to live dangerously.

My YouTube profile knows I like to live dangerously.

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Just found this pilot.  I was the happiest lady in the world until it hit me that KYLE KINANE’S GOING NOWHERE never became a real show.  I think I need a stiff drink.

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@flula at YouTube LA!

@flula at YouTube LA!

David Gborie just being the man. (at YouTube Space LA)

David Gborie just being the man. (at YouTube Space LA)

My people give great advice.

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did-you-kno:

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This is very important information.

did-you-kno:

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This is very important information.

theavc:

Give life back to fhqwhgads with this Daft Punk and Strong Bad mashup. Come on Fhqwhgads, get to the limit/lucky! 

I never knew how much I wanted, nay, NEEDED this!

theavc:

Give life back to fhqwhgads with this Daft Punk and Strong Bad mashup. Come on Fhqwhgads, get to the limit/lucky!

I never knew how much I wanted, nay, NEEDED this!


Dear 10-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.
First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.
Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.
Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.
Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.
Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.

Mindy Kaling

Hero

Dear 10-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.

First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.

Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.

Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.

Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.

Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.

Mindy Kaling

Hero

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